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Name's Max. Im 18 and live in Jersey. A swimmer and avid reader. Love to talk to people and I'm great at giving advice bout random things. So hit me up!

spn cast spirit animals

tricky-fallen-angel:

askthesassyangelcastiel:

thelittlearchangelthatcould:

jared:

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jensen:

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misha:

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richard speight jr:

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sebroche:

Matt:

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Rob:

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Mark P:

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Mark S:

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It’s so accurate and I’ve beEN LAUGHING AT THIS FAR TOO LONG

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8 hours ago
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weaponizedwit:

mejillas:

nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

Or not that accidentally

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8 hours ago
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unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

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8 hours ago
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yoyonolen:

not even an over reaction

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12 hours ago
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spasticbirdie:

So I did that Naughty/Nice list thing with names and

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Even has to prank santa

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Dave you shouldn’t put all your smuppets on facebook smh

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Mother Harley, saint of science and marksmanship

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Your mom really appreciates the passive-agressive notes, Rose

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Jane what did you do to Gcat

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Yeah, 6724 out of, like, 4 isn’t bad at all.

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Better watch your drinking, Roxy

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Yeah Jake get it together god

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Yeah

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That’s just the way he is Santa I’m sorry

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Oh come on, all he did was kill everyone.

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12 hours ago
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sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

m0stlydead:

usuallyantisocial:

mantaradius:

firetrucking-himym:

Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply

red heads would in fact be satanic 

Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato

*brown eyed people sighs deeply again*

(Source: howimetmusic, via coolstephaniegendronus)

12 hours ago
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trust-me-imma-doctor:

realslimcaity:

THIS SCENE RUINED MY LIFE

I dont even watch this show and this is literally the cutest thing I have ever seen

(Source: supagirl, via eridanamporaww)

8 hours ago
104,871 notes

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

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12 hours ago
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Infamous: First Light

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12 hours ago
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ixhaku:

activistaabsentee:

the-uncensored-she:

the-goddamazon:

Yo Nicki is legit fed up with people talking about her ass, though. Look at her face yo. She is genuinely INSULTED and not having it.

Like this is a woman who just likes what she does and all anyone can ever focus on is her fucking ass and the fact she got ass shots or whatever. She’s not stupid. Give it a fucking rest.

James Franco is a piece of shit. Because the only “value” or “talent” a Black woman could ever possess is her body or her ass, am I right? Fuck Franco and people who spout the same shit.

And people argue that bullshit about how she talks about her own ass and so everybody else should be able to, too. 

No.

lol you’re all fucking stupid

(Source: beyonseh)

12 hours ago
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