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i-heart-hawkguy:

batwynn:

theyretakingthetardistolesamis:

doodledinmypants:

darknephilim:


FUCK EVERY TIME I SEE THIS GIF I JUST LOSE IT


W-WAIT
IS THAT
… COULSON?!

Yeah, and he’s actually voiced by Clark Gregg
as in, the actual movie!Coulson
not even joking

Why is Spider-Man taking off Coulson’s clothes in the first place? What was he hoping for?

It’s back

i-heart-hawkguy:

batwynn:

theyretakingthetardistolesamis:

doodledinmypants:

darknephilim:

FUCK EVERY TIME I SEE THIS GIF I JUST LOSE IT

W-WAIT

IS THAT

COULSON?!

Yeah, and he’s actually voiced by Clark Gregg

as in, the actual movie!Coulson

not even joking

Why is Spider-Man taking off Coulson’s clothes in the first place?
What was he hoping for?

It’s back

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26 minutes ago
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arishako:

the serket approach to romancing

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27 minutes ago
10,106 notes

capnvonv666:

chris-evanger:

that-big-gay-impala:

phoenixmoonstone:

carryonmy-assbutt:

anycsifan:

sammycasdean:

superhetavengerstucklock:

drop-that-punpunpun:

i love it when TV shows make references to other TV shows

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now we just need a show that references Supernatural

You mean like

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Supernatural?

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28 minutes ago
187,973 notes

smallcitysecrets:

pizza-party-in-the-tardis:

thebloggerbloggerfun:

smallcitysecrets:

I simultaneously feel like I’m a toddler and a thousand years old.

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I can’t believe this happened to me.

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29 minutes ago
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daybreakerandparadise:

steakobjakefries:

octibbles:

octibbles:

I nominated all fictional characters cause I didn’t want to do it

pretty much all the comments on this are about Hussie for prom queen



Hussie 4 Prom Queen 

daybreakerandparadise:

steakobjakefries:

octibbles:

octibbles:

I nominated all fictional characters cause I didn’t want to do it

pretty much all the comments on this are about Hussie for prom queen

Hussie 4 Prom Queen 

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38 minutes ago
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sakuraxisxevil:

daniewuvsstrawberries:

zodiacchic:

ZodiacChic Post:Gemini

this sounds like somebody i know right now.. >3>

i have no idea what you’re talking about

sakuraxisxevil:

daniewuvsstrawberries:

zodiacchic:

ZodiacChic Post:Gemini

this sounds like somebody i know right now.. >3>

i have no idea what you’re talking about

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45 minutes ago
411 notes

captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

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48 minutes ago
72,310 notes

narujoshi:

I think we can all agree that Toph is the best. Case closed. 

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52 minutes ago
92,182 notes
fandoms-beat-socializing:

Omg I just realized Dean’s feet aren’t touching the floor that’s perfect

fandoms-beat-socializing:

Omg I just realized Dean’s feet aren’t touching the floor that’s perfect

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26 minutes ago
2,473 notes

sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:

uss-gallifrey:

himaryua:

dogmanbirdgirl:

himaryua:

himaryua:

OH M YGOD I FRIENDED MY HISTORY TEACHER ON FACEBOOK AND THIS IS HIS PROFILE PICTURE

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I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CR y

can you guys please make my teacher famous it’s his only dream

THAT’S NOTHING

THIS IS MY CERAMICS PROFESSOR. image

IM SHOWING THIS TO MY TEACHER

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my friend’s science teacher ladies and gentlemen

I think you just won. 

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27 minutes ago
129,861 notes

i-see-sams-town:

Best use of the one “fuck” allowed in a PG-13 movie, EVER

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29 minutes ago
142,571 notes

amateurcatalyst:

animefrank:

so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction

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however when my pizza arrived i got this

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no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david

HAIL JEHOVAH

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38 minutes ago
221,059 notes

How to make Piñata cookies!

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

squibbs:

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MY LIFE JUST CHANGED YOU GUYS

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So, I TRIED to make this, right?

And, well… have a look…

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Something

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Went 

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HORRIBLY

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WRONG…

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IT’S MEANT TO BE A FUCKING POODLE…

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WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!!!!!!

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44 minutes ago
516,884 notes
volatile-duchess:

lawnegbert:

you have to drag it a bit past the line until its off the post and  the cursor gets sucked into the fucking shadow realm

WHAT THE FUCK

volatile-duchess:

lawnegbert:

you have to drag it a bit past the line until its off the post and  the cursor gets sucked into the fucking shadow realm

WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: jaidefinichon, via not-pizza)

46 minutes ago
80,717 notes

dietchola:

phoenix-falls:

dietchola:

if i had a dollar every time one of my relatives asked me if i had a boyfriend i would be crying in a pile of money

me too and they know I’m a lesbian 

oh my god

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50 minutes ago
94,557 notes