If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
So I did that Naughty/Nice list thing with names and
Even has to prank santa
Dave you shouldn’t put all your smuppets on facebook smh
Mother Harley, saint of science and marksmanship
Your mom really appreciates the passive-agressive notes, Rose
Jane what did you do to Gcat
Yeah, 6724 out of, like, 4 isn’t bad at all.
Better watch your drinking, Roxy
Yeah Jake get it together god
That’s just the way he is Santa I’m sorry
Oh come on, all he did was kill everyone.
Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color
/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply
red heads would in fact be satanic
Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato
*brown eyed people sighs deeply again*
Yo Nicki is legit fed up with people talking about her ass, though. Look at her face yo. She is genuinely INSULTED and not having it.
Like this is a woman who just likes what she does and all anyone can ever focus on is her fucking ass and the fact she got ass shots or whatever. She’s not stupid. Give it a fucking rest.James Franco is a piece of shit. Because the only “value” or “talent” a Black woman could ever possess is her body or her ass, am I right? Fuck Franco and people who spout the same shit.
And people argue that bullshit about how she talks about her own ass and so everybody else should be able to, too.
lol you’re all fucking stupid